Mother Goose had to go to content review

[Barbara]

I created a recipe binder using an image I've already used elsewhere and using most of the tags I've also used elsewhere, but when posting for sale, I got one of those Mature Content warnings and that I could submit it for review. Before doing so, I tried changing bits of text, but to no avail. So now it's under review, but I bet I never find out what it could be, so maybe you'll come up with something I may not be thinking about:

Title: "Baking with Mother Goose Recipes"
Front & spine text templates: "Marie's Best Baking"
Back: the "Pat-a-Cake" nursery rhyme that I've already used elsewhere with no problem
Tags: Already used elsewhere without problem, but added "recipe book"
Description: I can't remember the exact words, but I know there was nothing offensive in my description of a binder for keeping one's recipes.

It'll probably forever be yet another of those mysteries here on Zazzle. LOL

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[Jadendreamer13]

On a wild guess, I searched the slang dictionary for “bake” and “baking,” since it’s your main topic. Maybe try replacing that word with “cookbook” and see if that helps, or even typing in your other tags, and see what pops up. 

[Barbara]

I just this minute spotted it. It's in the nursery rhyme:

"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and **bleep** it, and mark it with a B,
And put it in the oven for baby and me."

I assume it'll pass inspection once the reviewer sees it.

The little bot that goes around sniffing for such stuff isn't good with context. Here on the forum, you can't even **bleep** your finger. LOL

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[Jadendreamer13]

Lol. Better steer away from Sleeping Beauty, too.

[PenguinPower]

Oh lawdy… I had to look up the nursery rhyme. I was remembering pinch rather than pr*ck… and was really wondering. 

[Barbara]

You must have learned a cleaned up version.

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[Barbara]

It took me a moment to figure out what's "wrong" with Sleeping Beauty. You're right. Fairy tales aren't safe either.

I may just redo the binder and cut the second two lines of the poem. It's on the back of the binder, and once seen, it's unlikely to be looked at again unless, like my recipe binders, it lands in a puddle of chicken broth.

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[Barbara]

So, I plucked the version out of saved designs (not the one under review), knocked out the two "offending" lines, tried to post it for sale, and it still won't let me. It would seem I'll just have to wait for it be reviewed. Sigh.

EDIT: It turns out one has to use the version that's under review, which is what I just tried, and now my binder is up for sale.

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